Excuse me while I powder my nose

Never in a million years did I think I would be able to utter these seven little words, and actually mean them. Of course I could have used them at a posh party instead of the somewhat ruder – ‘Please stop talking to me, you boring git. I’m off to the loo.’
But since I never go to posh parties it was going to be unlikely that they would ever crop up in a conversation.

Not now. Now I’ll be able to say them often. Four or five times a day if I like. Because now, at the age of fifty, I have bought my first ever face-powder compact thing with little incorporated mirror and retractable brush. I still can’t quite believe it. Me? Powdering my nose? What happened?

The Rudolph Syndrome happened. It’s a little too hot? Red nose. It’s a little too cold? Red nose. A couple of glasses of champagne? You get the gist.

It was the drunkard look that really made me do it. People didn’t just think I’d had a couple of glasses of champagne. They thought I’d downed a whole bottle of whisky, maybe two. A colleague at work once asked me if I’d been drinking as she pointed at my scarlet hooter.

‘No, I just get a red nose often’ sounded phoney and lame.

The make-up expert in the shop knew just what I needed.

‘Something light, natural, discreet with a touch of intensity that will cover and clear blemishes, age-spots, redness and wrinkles and create maximum softness and comfort.’

Yeah, yeah. Just show me.

‘Chanel’s Vitalumière Compact Douceur is the thing for you Madam’. She swept a beautifully soft brush across my face.


‘Chanel? How about your own (cheaper, much, much cheaper) brand?’

‘Take a look for yourself Madam’.

Rudolph had gone. The age-spots had gone. The black-headed chin was looking soft and new. The wrinkly brow now unlined and relaxed. Is this why women wear make-up? To see a beautiful reflection of themselves in the mirror?

‘I’ll take it.’ I said. Gimme, gimme, gimme was maybe just a little over the top.

And yes, I can hear you all screaming. I know that I have already said I never buy brands.

But this is different. This is Chanel. And this is my face!

About Juliet

I've just turned fifty, OMG ! I didn't realise I would have so much to say about this time of my life. The pure pleasure of writing has hit me hard and this blog is sheer self-indulgence. Enjoy!
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2 Responses to Excuse me while I powder my nose

  1. M says:

    Brilliant, Juliet, M 👍😀


  2. Roz says:

    Going out to buy it right now 😊 I often hear the very same cheeky comments about my very red cheeks 😉 😘😘😘


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